i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard
WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!
It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D
Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE
Give it here, now.
Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?
Ingredients for a horrifying, disgusting, and strangely cute photo session:
1 baby (preferably the non-living kind)
A mix of blackberries, raspberries, and tamarind for chunky, crimson blood.
Cooked whole wheat spaghetti for intestines.
1 crushed baked potato for mushy guts.
And viola! Bloody baby for rats of all ages!
I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.
The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time). Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia? And not just with the kids, but with each other. I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything. They don’t treat their children like children. They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point.
I HAVE to reblog this…
And they’re a long-time married couple who’re still affectionate, passionate, and operating as a team! That’s relatively rare in media (after the first few years of marriage, the tropes are usually “bickering with the ol’ ball and chain” or “oh yeah, I’ve got a wife back at home, btw”) and it’s awesome to see.